Detroit Television Sucks

Do you live in the Detroit television market? Have you noticed that the Detroit affiliates seem to have the programming acumen of a rotten potato? Congratulations! You too have been screwed over by Detroit television! From the idiocy of "problem solver" style non-news to interrupting programming for infomercials, Detroit television truly sucks. Feel free to mention how it specifically sucks in a comment to any given post on this blog, because you too can point out just how badly any given local station is making the local airwaves reek.